Sunday, November 05, 2006

Hello fellow CBCians!! tis i, hawketh,

come to brush the dust off our beloved book blog thingy.
come to save our crispy crunchy selves from soggyness
come to restore the cocoa in our fountain of chocolate
come to wipe my feathers in your faces and laugh at your annoyance.

come to REUNITE THE CBC. (actually blesto called me a while ago telling me this)

CBC MEETING TOMORROW.
6 NOVEMBER, 2PM @ POPULAR AT ORCHARD MRT STATION.

TILL Then...

Monday, January 16, 2006

We're...

WE ARE DOOMED

End of story

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Steeds of the CBC Knights


There was movement at the station,
for the word had passed around,
That the knights of CBC now had steeds
And might steeds they were — they were worth a thousand pound.

Sir It's Vegemite- A dark bay mare of Aussie Stock Horse blood. A greedy guts and hyper on occaison.

Sir Brambles' Pebble- Grey Percheron stallion. The typical noble steed

Sir Joy's Hawkmask- A palomino American Saddlebred. A relaxed and sweet kind of girl

Sir Chickeny's ______- Fleabitten grey Arabian mare with a 'bloodied shoulder'. Beautiful and graceful. An artist's dream.

Sir Blesto's _______- An blanket Appaloosa stallion. An eagar equine who isn't fazed my much

(I shall do Marb's once I meet her ^^)

-The Jedi Puddleduck/The Happy Little Vegemite

Monday, December 26, 2005

The balanced meal for younglings today...

A plate full of Egyptian Ratscrew together with
A cup of hot chocolate
A fresh bowl full of insane laugter
And a platter full of graveyard
Together with a spoonful of schtuff

~~The perfect meal~~
Concocted by
Sir Brambles of cheesy snakes

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Hawky rubbed her sore head as she picked herself up from the damp rainforest floor. She scanned the area around her, trying to recall what had happened to her.Suddenly, out of here, Brambles fell face-down of a tree.
'A little help,' she gestured her hands. Hawku pushed her over with her nose. ' Where are the others?' Brambles squeaked. Hawky shrugged her shoulders. All she could see was the vegetation that grew around them. Brambles then decided to venture out into the open jungle with Hawky reluctantly followed.

A few minutes later, they found themselves where they began.'I knew it! We should have turned around that tree trunk!' grumbled Hawky.' We did that,' Brambles pointed out. The stared at each other. '' Rustle... rustle...' the bush behind them was shaking.' Don't tell me! Another cat!' cried Hawky closing her eyes.'No wait! Look closer!'
It was another mouse. It was blondish and had beautiful eyes. It waglled awkwardly towards the CBC members. 'Hi, i'm IT, I'm lost. Could you please help me?'

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Sir It of Puddleducks

G'day. Sir It of Puddleducks, Aussie Chapter and Newest Member of CBC here. Anyway I've composed a portrait pic/doll of myself in Sir It form xD And I actually do own purple joddies in RL


May insanity & whimsicalness be with you all. Now I must get some caffine -is attacked by the affects of waking up at 5:00am-

-The Jedi Puddleduck

Initiation Ceremony

Cornflakes of CBC, we now have an initiation ceremony for a new member. She is Tia, from Perth, Hawky and Bramble's friend. We shall now have the Initiation Ceremony which was created over msn.

Sir Hawky of the Joys says:
Tia daughter of Equinox

Sir Hawky of the Joys says:
We present you with a reward for joining the legendary Knights of the CerealBOx Clan ( old english accent)

Sir It of the Puddleducks// 16 days says:
I, Sir It of the Puddleducks solemnly swear to serve the CBC as the Australian Chapter. In honour and insanity

Sir Hawky of the Joys says:
IT SHALL BE DONE... MAY THE CBC BE WITH YOU

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
WAIT

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
NOT YET

Sir Hawky of the Joys says:
O YEA

Sir Hawky of the Joys says:
lol

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
-Splashes with holy water- Your name shall now be Sir IT of the Puddleducks. May the Cerealbox guide you in your ways and give you courage and insanity when you need it. You shall now be presented with the holy words.

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
I, Sir Brambles, leader of the Order of the CBC, shall give you the words to the Spirit Hideout, when we do not meet. Speak these words to the guards at the entrance and they shall let you pass.

Sir It of the Puddleducks// 16 days says:
XD

Sir Hawky of the Joys says:
the first word is ...
Do savour the word and remember the holy that made the Cbc as sticky and tight as it's filling...
yummy

Sir Hawky of the Joys says:
AHHA

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
AHAHAHA

Sir It of the Puddleducks// 16 days says:
:D

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
The second word is... . Guard the secrets with your and let no one breech our defences and slaughter us like pigs.

Sir It of the Puddleducks// 16 days says:
-decides to doll herself in Sir It form-

Sir Hawky of the Joys says:
OH I GOT ONE

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:




Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
?

Sir It of the Puddleducks// 16 days says:
Ah

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
I shall post this Initiation ceremony on CBCtales

Sir It of the Puddleducks// 16 days says:
-is about to update her blog-

Sir Hawky of the Joys says:
We shall entrust you with these two keys and decorate our blog with the true CBC spirit and insane laughter

Sir It of the Puddleducks// 16 days says:
And thus I shall in my odd Aussie way

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
We shall now laugh insanely to mark an end to this meeting. AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sir Hawky of the Joys says:
ahahahhahahahahahahahaha

Sir It of the Puddleducks// 16 days says:
MWHWAHAHAHHAHAHTEHEHEHEEEEEE

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
Whoa, laughed like a true knight of the CBC!

Welcome to the CBC, Sir IT!

Initiation Ceremony

Cornflakes of CBC, we now have an initiation ceremony for a new member. She is Tia, from Perth, Hawky and Bramble's friend. We shall now have the Initiation Ceremony which was created over msn.

Sir Hawky of the Joys says:
Tia daughter of Equinox

Sir Hawky of the Joys says:
We present you with a reward for joining the legendary Knights of the CerealBOx Clan ( old english accent)

Sir It of the Puddleducks// 16 days says:
I, Sir It of the Puddleducks solemnly swear to serve the CBC as the Australian Chapter. In honour and insanity

Sir Hawky of the Joys says:
IT SHALL BE DONE... MAY THE CBC BE WITH YOU

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
WAIT

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
NOT YET

Sir Hawky of the Joys says:
O YEA

Sir Hawky of the Joys says:
lol

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
-Splashes with holy water- Your name shall now be Sir IT of the Puddleducks. May the Cerealbox guide you in your ways and give you courage and insanity when you need it. You shall now be presented with the holy words.

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
I, Sir Brambles, leader of the Order of the CBC, shall give you the words to the Spirit Hideout, when we do not meet. Speak these words to the guards at the entrance and they shall let you pass.

Sir It of the Puddleducks// 16 days says:
XD

Sir Hawky of the Joys says:
the first word is ... (erased from non members)
Do savour the word and remember the holy (erased) that made the Cbc as sticky and tight as it's filling...
yummy

Sir Hawky of the Joys says:
AHHA

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
AHAHAHA

Sir It of the Puddleducks// 16 days says:
:D

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
The second word is... (erased). Guard the secrets with your (erased) and let no one breech our defences and slaughter us like pigs.

Sir It of the Puddleducks// 16 days says:
-decides to doll herself in Sir It form-

Sir Hawky of the Joys says:
OH I GOT ONE

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
(erased)
(erased)
(erased)

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
?

Sir It of the Puddleducks// 16 days says:
Ah

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
I shall post this Initiation ceremony on CBCtales

Sir It of the Puddleducks// 16 days says:
-is about to update her blog-

Sir Hawky of the Joys says:
We shall entrust you with these two keys and decorate our blog with the true CBC spirit and insane laughter

Sir It of the Puddleducks// 16 days says:
And thus I shall in my odd Aussie way

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
We shall now laugh insanely to mark an end to this meeting. AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sir Hawky of the Joys says:
ahahahhahahahahahahahaha

Sir It of the Puddleducks// 16 days says:
MWHWAHAHAHHAHAHTEHEHEHEEEEEE

Sir Brambles of the Cheese Snakes says:
Whoa, laughed like a true knight of the CBC!

Welcome to the CBC, Sir IT!

Friday, December 02, 2005

Chapter 9 - Rawr

Blesto was glaring at the stupid cereal who stopped them laughing. She was about to attack before a trapdoor opened in the cargo bay underneath all of the CBC. They shrieked as they fell through the air, the ground nearing. "We are going to die!" cried Hawky with hysteria. A hawk flew past, and for some reason, the CBC cornflakes were stuck on each of the hawk's claws. The hawk glanced at its toes, than called out, flying to a rock at the edge of a forest and rubbing the CBC off.



Brambles opened her eyes. They were not dead! Than, there was a police whistle and a hundred blueberry police cornflakes bounded to them. "Fine for falling through the air!" one of them shouted in Chickeny's face, who flew away a good distance because of the force. "WAIT!" One of the other police cornflakes shouted, "A fine is too nice! We have to give them a real punishment!" The earlier police nodded. "Aye. But what punishment?" he asked his police cereal comrades. The police squad fell silent for a few moments. Then they all brightened at the same time.



"CHANGING!" They shouted altogether. A harrypotter-ish police cereal waved a wand made of cardboard. The CBC all felt themselves changing. They had turned into... mice! "Good luck surviving," a police cereal laughed. "This forest is full of cats." Then, the police squad fell silent again. Ten seconds later, they were all fleeing. Chickeny scurried to her friends' sides. "Mice can eat cereal," she said gleefully. Marb laughed maniacally and everyone stared at her.



A large shape suddenly launched itself from a nearby tree, scattering the CBC. It was a cat! Oh no!



Brambles and Blesto fled into the forest, scampering as fast as their little legs could carry them. Marb, Chickeny and Hawky huddled together, paralysed with fear. The cat advanced, drooling. Then, the cat pounced. The three screamed with fear, even Chickeny, who was not known for screaming. They darted away, seperated from each other. Well, Blesto and Brambles were still together somewhere in the forest.



Brambles and Blesto slowed down after awhile, stopping near a river. "I'm tired," Brambles complained, and without another word, curled up and slept on a large pebble. Blesto took a drink of water, then burried into the bank, creating a ditch and sleeping in it. Her last thought was of where the other CBC members were now.



Chickeny was somewhere at the middle of a forest, poking her nose at a white fluffy thing at the ground. The furry creature moved. Chickeny poked it again. The creature was around three times Chickeny's small mouse size. It raised its head and glared at Chickeny. The mouse squealed and charged away, slamming into a tree trunk. The creature got up and sniffed the unconcious Chickeny. "HAAYAA!" a squeak erupted from the surrounding bushes. Hawky hurtled out of nowhere, landing on the creature's back and biting on the furry critter's shoulder. The creature darted away, carrying Hawky with it. Hawky was knocked backwards by a low branch.



The mouse struggled to her feet, groggy from the hit. She stumbled around, hitting tree trunks and even more tree trunks. Then, she tripped over Chickeny.



Marb was being chased by the cat that had attacked them earlier. She weaved in and out of forest brambles(BRAMBLES!) and tree trunks. The cat yowled at the fleeing mouse in rage. Marb charged at the river, then, within a foot of it, suddenly stopped dead. The cat did not stop in time. It shrieked as it fell into the river, disturbing the fish that swam in it.



Written by your favourite Cheesy Serpent

- hssssss